From the inside flap jacket:

Mortimer is looking for love.

And he's looking everywhere! He's worked out at the gym (if only his arm wouldn't keep falling off). He's tried dance lessons (the the ladies found him to be a bit stiff). He's even been on stalemate.com. How's a guy supposed to find a ghoul?

When it seems all hope has died, could the girl of Mortimer's dreams be just one horrifying shriek away?

Bestselling author Kelly DiPucchio and illustrator Scott Campbell raise the dead in a hilarious tale of finding love where you least expect it.